When he picks me up while we’re crazydancing in clubs, he usually drops me on my head, but it’s always highly amusing. Look, I did warn you that I can get a bit snappy and defensive sometimes.
He’s never asked me to get things from the top shelf because he can’t reach, nor do I need to take off my shoes to give him a snog. Just like he is a public schoolboy posho and a film addict and can make a nigh-on arousing homemade guacamole.
It’s just one of the many things that make up who he is, and why I’m going out with him.
’ (The same as if he were taller.) ‘Do you wear heels? ’ (No.) ‘God, I couldn’t do that.’ (Is that a question?
I don’t know how to respond to that.) Now, I don’t usually mind, but occasionally I get quite pissed off and snappy.
One that looks good in boxers and gives good hugs), which means that when I can’t stand up, he can bulldoze through crowds while supporting my weight.
Also, don’t challenge a short man to a wrestling match because all their strength is quite compact and you’ll get winded.
But it’s no more of a syndrome than I have for being tall.
People always say they’re intimidated by me, and that I come across really icy cold like a stalagmite, and when I ask why, they talk about my height.
Signs you should push him off include: sudden motorboating while giggling, giggling, and saying ‘boobies’ while giggling. Let's Discuss Why People Are So Adverse To Man-Shorts Interestingly, height has literally nothing to do with strength.